LETTER: Amazed by distorted, misinformed points of view

It’s not just black and white.

The right-left, conservative-liberal, Republican-Democrat, taking sides-issue-thingy.

Take me for instance. I relate to the progressive liberal Democrat wing but I also have some conservative values, even some libertarian views.

To frame our social-political issues as “black and white” and as “us and them” does us all a disservice.

It’s like looking at the surface of the ocean and thinking we understand all there is to know about what the ocean is.

But, that being said, I’m constantly amazed at the seemingly distorted, misinformed points of view out there.

People are somehow getting Faux News, distorted, malignant Faux News as if we’re getting lied to from the highest level, like someone in a chief commanding position is hoodwinking many of us.

There’s probably a group of manipulators involved.

I think it’s the Reptilians from the Reptilian Party.

These alien lizard people live underground in an extensive labyrinth plotting their plots.

I also think that Michelle Malkin is one of them.

I swear, I saw her pop out of a man hole by the Walmart. She saw me and hissed and I hissed back.

The Reptilians are among us.

So remember to vote this next election cycle lest we all succumb to the cold and scaly.

Jeff Shamp,

Port Angeles