Listen up my fellow Marxist, Socialist, Communist, Godless Democrats: Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo.
Can you hear it?
That’s the call of the righteous, God-fearing, omnipotent, Magapublican.
I hear it and it makes me mad.
There is no way to ignore it.
There is no way to defend against it.
There is no way to understand it.
It must be stopped.
It must be eradicated.
But you can’t kill it.
You must resist it till it whimpers and dies, choking on its own lies.
We, us, will make it happen.
Our democracy is depending on us.