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PAT NEAL: Birdwatching with a chainsaw

BIRDWATCHING IS my life. Most of my best birdwatching has been done with a chainsaw. Birdwatching with a…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: A wilderness crime spree

ADMITTING YOU HAVE a fishing problem is the first step in dealing with it. Sometimes, it’s only when…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: I’m not complaining about the weather

IT WAS DAYLIGHT in the swamp. The drumming of rain on the roof announced another damp and dreary…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: How not to prepare for the subduction event

Columnist note: This week marks the 326-year anniversary of the Jan., 26, 1700, magnitude-9 megathrust earthquake and associated…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: Cabin fever cures

IT’S OFFICIAL. THE cabin fever season started early and hit hard this year.

Opinion

PAT NEAL: Life on the stump ranch

THOUGH IT MAY seem like our dark and dreary winter will never end, there are rumors of spring…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: The 40-pound steelhead

THE HOLIDAYS ARE over. Only the mess remains. That, and the grim realization that after only a week…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: Making and breaking New Year’s resolutions

BY NOW, I’M pretty sure we’ve all had it up to here with know-it-all newspaper columnists wasting valuable…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: The gift of the guides

With apologies to O. Henry’s “Gift of the Magi.”

Opinion

PAT NEAL: The Christmas colonoscopy

IT WAS DAYLIGHT on the river, but I was not on a river. This was strange since I…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: Interpreting the weather report

ONCE UPON A time, anthropologists somehow determined that the Eskimos have 50 different words for snow.

Opinion

PAT NEAL: A rainforest expedition

IT WAS A dark and stormy night. Inside the cabin, the wood stove glowed red with venison stew…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: What Thanksgiving means to me

THANK YOU FOR reading this. Writing our nation’s only wilderness gossip column is not easy.

Opinion

PAT NEAL: You could be spawned out

MAYBE YOU’VE HAD one of those days. You wake up in the morning and everything hurts. None of…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: This otter work

WHO SAYS THERE’S no good news? Lately, the co-managers of our natural resources have stumbled upon a unique…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: A bad day on the river

THIS TIME OF year brings back a lot of memories. These can be triggered by the smell of…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: The Halloween hunt for Bigfoot

I WON’T BORE you, dear reader(s), with the petty details of my ill-fated, underfunded hunt for Bigfoot that’s…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: Singing the birdfeeder blues

THIS IS THE season of one of the greatest migrations on Earth happening right now.

Opinion

PAT NEAL: The great deer hunt of 2025

OPENING DAY. IT’S a day when anything can happen. I was hoping, if for only a brief moment…

Opinion

PAT NEAL: The great clam hunt of 2025

THIS MUST BE the best autumn weather in years. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any…